Kitchen

Freezing your food increases your chances of hitting your opponent. Microwaving your food increases the number of splats you can hit for. Each time you microwave of freeze your food, you move it in one direction on the scale. The cost of using the kitchen is 5% of the cost of your food. When you buy new food, it starts out as neutral.

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